His cheek was stained with bright
yellow paint, and behind him were 6 other blotted out yellow
spots. David totally took one for the team. He didn't want
to meat to burn, so instead of ducking down, he stood his
ground and got shot in the face with a paintball gun. In
fact, we don't even call him David anymore. We just refer to
him as 50 Cent. True story.